meme 002

[teamod]

Would You Rather?

leave a blank comment with your character's name in the subject, and other players will reply to you with would you rather questions! no threads are considered canon unless agreed upon by all involved parties.

Comments

[artilugio]

they're awful?? i don't know why they moved away from scientist protagonists to Chris Pratt as Action Hero Man who is always doing a perky backhand to tame velociraptors? velociraptors shouldn't be our ALLIES? why did they bring in human cloning in the second one? why did they make me watch a brontesaurus wail and die in fallen kingdom? why is the third one randomly about LOCUSTS and not dinosaurs? i get why the military would want to use dinosaurs as weapons but why were they making hybrids? jurassic park is such a masterful blend of suspense and sci-fi and horror and adventure and the world movies are just nostalgia bait ridden action movies with random made up creatures that aren't even real dinosaurs? and, i cannot stress this enough, the velociraptors should not be our friends.

[stevvie]

what if i want to befriend a velociraptor, max?

[artilugio]

well. i guess you could befriend blue.

[stevvie]

who could resist? i bet even you want to.

[artilugio]

i mean. she's a little cute, i guess.

[stevvie]

a little?

[artilugio]

but she symbolizes serious missteps in the franchise!

[stevvie]

you’d turn your back on that lil face over something she didn’t even do?

[artilugio]

well.


i wouldn't want to hurt her feelings...

[stevvie]

you’re so easy, max.

[artilugio]

i am not. i usually have to be wined and dined first.

[stevvie]

wrong kind of easy, but noted.