meme 002

[teamod]

Would You Rather?

leave a blank comment with your character's name in the subject, and other players will reply to you with would you rather questions! no threads are considered canon unless agreed upon by all involved parties.

Comments

[undercard]

Yeah, right. I got a feeling you're picky but'll fold like laundry for the right person.

[craquelure]

That radar of yours may be out of practice.

[undercard]

Yeah no, I doubt that.

[craquelure]

Foreigner wrote a song about me and it wasn't Hot Blooded.

[undercard]

Who the hell is foreigner? I'm going to need you to be more specific.

[craquelure]

A musical ensemble from the late 20th century.

[undercard]

The hell kind of band name is that?

[craquelure]

Do you truly want to know or do you just want to complain about power ballads. And: could you name a band any better?

[undercard]

Wouldn't ask if I didn't want to know.

Any jazz band, I imagine. I can be more specific.

[craquelure]

[...] Their members' citizenships were split between countries, so the name applied regardless of where they were. England: foreigners. America: foreigners. Hence: Foreigner.

Then be more specific.

[undercard]

Alright, I can admit when I'm wrong. That's clever.

Paul Whiteman and his Orchestra, The Fletcher Henderson Orchestra, The Wolverines, the Hoagy Carmichael Orchestra, I could keep going. Carmichael and his orchestra was responsible for what just might be one of the most romantic songs of all time.

[craquelure]

While it's no Johnny Hates Jazz, it's decent.

I meant better band names but I'm not about to go to bat for Fo [...] A man called "Hoagy" turned out romantic?

[undercard]

Short for Hoagland, which is worse.

[craquelure]

Well, hardship does often beget innovation.

[undercard]

Do you know the song?

[craquelure]

No, I've waited for four replies and it's good for both of us that I'm patient. What, Benny, just might be one of the most romantic songs of all time?

[undercard]

You know, I just listened to it and maybe it's more melancholy than romantic. It's both. I'm going to cheat and send a young singer's version for your modern sensibilities.

[craquelure]

Romance without melancholy is nothing except wishful thinking. Do you think I can't handle the source material?

[undercard]

Wasn't sure it'd be your speed. Here.

[craquelure]

He's done well. For having been named after a sandwich.

[undercard]

Always have to temper compliments, don't you?

[craquelure]

How else will long-dead jazz musicians learn there's always room for improvement.

[undercard]

The man's rolling in his grave, struck by a sudden sense of humility.

[craquelure]

Good.

[undercard]

You're a menace, St Pierre.