meme 002

[teamod]

Would You Rather?

leave a blank comment with your character's name in the subject, and other players will reply to you with would you rather questions! no threads are considered canon unless agreed upon by all involved parties.

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[jackal]

you first

[einar]

Walk in on my parents, I can compartmentalise

Now share

[jackal]

my parents don’t need to know what kind of freak they’ve raised

[einar]

Oh bless your heart, you’re Welsh

They know

[jackal]

they don’t KNOW know

[einar]

Your baseline level of freak is skewed and I can see it in your eyes, trust me

[jackal]

spend a lot of time looking at my eyes, giant?

[einar]

You’re the same height as my favourite sales associates with less than half the benefit, can’t blame me

[jackal]

the fuck’s a sales associate

[einar]

It’s an issue outside of your tax bracket, darling, don’t worry about it

[jackal]

fuck’s a tax bracket?

[einar]

how did you survive when they plucked you out of the wild my guy

[jackal]

are you ok? your text is getting slanty

[einar]

I need you to be making fun of me or next time you need help reworking something in a crisis I will simply let you die

[jackal]

I don’t have crisises

[einar]

What do you call it when the ship starts falling apart

[jackal]

foreplay

[einar]

Yeah the fear of my impending death or displacement in time always did get me hard

[jackal]

don’t they though

[einar]

There is something deeply wrong with you

[jackal]

why

[einar]

It is deeply above my paygrade to explain

[jackal]

deeply ABOVE?

[einar]

You could not pay me enough for it

[jackal]

I get the weird feeling you’d love to though